This anecdote reported by BILL MINKEL IV addresses both felines and right hand turns in regards to NASCAR:
No, if James turned right going 200 miles per hour at any regular race track, he'd be dead; because the safety devices are not made for kitties. BAM!! Wall. R.I.P. James Pooter Page.
In local news, Kitten-American driver Jimmy Page died on Sunday as crew chief Shawn Spragg directed him into the wall at turn four.
"Are you sure?" asked the befuddled cat.
"Absolutely, Jim. Lets show them how 'Educated Folks' do it. F--- these 'hee-haws'!" Replied Crew Chief Belligerent Asshole.
Following orders, the poor cat hit the wall in turn four. Reports say he did not die on impact, but was pinned to the steering wheel and unable to get out of his car before being plowed by man-lady Kasey Khane. On this impact, Page's gas tank became punctured and a spark from Khanes car ignited a life ending fire for poor Page.
Millions of people all over the nation are saying amongst themselves, "Ohhh! THAT'S why they don't turn right."
BILL MINKEL IV, JAN 1 2010 - 6:43PM
In local news, Kitten-American driver Jimmy Page died on Sunday as crew chief Shawn Spragg directed him into the wall at turn four.
"Are you sure?" asked the befuddled cat.
"Absolutely, Jim. Lets show them how 'Educated Folks' do it. F--- these 'hee-haws'!" Replied Crew Chief Belligerent Asshole.
Following orders, the poor cat hit the wall in turn four. Reports say he did not die on impact, but was pinned to the steering wheel and unable to get out of his car before being plowed by man-lady Kasey Khane. On this impact, Page's gas tank became punctured and a spark from Khanes car ignited a life ending fire for poor Page.
Millions of people all over the nation are saying amongst themselves, "Ohhh! THAT'S why they don't turn right."
BILL MINKEL IV, JAN 1 2010 - 6:43PM
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hahaha.
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